module.exports = {
  'reasons': [
    `All you need is love. Fediverse is created and inhabited by caring, loving humans.`,
    `Everyone joins Fediverse in the end. Resistance is futile.`,
    `When you join Fediverse, the Force is with you.`,
    `Fediverse is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.`,
    `Imperfection is beauty. Fediverse is imperfect. Thus, it is beautiful.`,
    `He who has overcome his fears will be in Fediverse.`,
    `Fediverse is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.`,
    `The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you in Fediverse.`,
    `Fediverse lets you travel without moving your feet.`,
    `This life's hard, but it's harder if you're not in Fediverse.`,
    `There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as Fediverse.`,
    `It is the unexplored that attracts us. Join Fediverse and become its daring explorer.`,
    `Fediverse is the bridge between you and the rest of the world.`,
    `By joining Fediverse you change the rules of the game.`,
    `Fediverse teaches to be a little defiant, to question and to doubt.`,
    `No one can be told what Fediverse is. You have to see it for yourself.`,
    `There will come a time when you wish you'd given Fediverse a chance.`,
    `Only Fediverse makes us see ordinary things in an extraordinary way.`,
    `Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.`,
    `If Fediverse did not exist, it would have had to be invented.`,
    `Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.`
  ]
}