fediparty/assets/scripts/reasons.js
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module.exports = {
'reasons': [
`All you need is love. Fediverse is created and inhabited by caring, loving humans.`,
`Everyone joins Fediverse in the end. Resistance is futile.`,
`When you join Fediverse, the Force is with you.`,
`Fediverse is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.`,
`Imperfection is beauty. Fediverse is imperfect. Thus, it is beautiful.`,
`He who has overcome his fears will be in Fediverse.`,
`Fediverse is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.`,
`The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you in Fediverse.`,
`Fediverse lets you travel without moving your feet.`,
`This life's hard, but it's harder if you're not in Fediverse.`,
`There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as Fediverse.`,
`It is the unexplored that attracts us. Join Fediverse and become its daring explorer.`,
`Fediverse is the bridge between you and the rest of the world.`,
`By joining Fediverse you change the rules of the game.`,
`Fediverse teaches to be a little defiant, to question and to doubt.`,
`No one can be told what Fediverse is. You have to see it for yourself.`,
`There will come a time when you wish you'd given Fediverse a chance.`,
`Only Fediverse makes us see ordinary things in an extraordinary way.`,
`Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.`,
`If Fediverse did not exist, it would have had to be invented.`,
`Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.`
]
}