fediparty/themes/starter/source/assets/scripts/reasons.js
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module.exports = {
'reasons': [
`All you need is love. But a little Fediverse now and then is good for you too`,
`Everyone joins Fediverse in the end. Resistance is futile`,
`When you join Fediverse, the Force is with you`,
`Fediverse is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get`,
`Imperfection is beauty. Fediverse is imperfect. Thus, it is beautiful`,
`Fediverse is blessed every day with 1440 sunsets`,
`He who has overcome his fears will be in Fediverse`,
`Fediverse is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma`,
`The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you in Fediverse`,
`Fediverse lets you travel without moving your feet`,
`This life's hard, but it's harder if you're not in Fediverse`,
`There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as Fediverse`,
`Fediverse is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can`,
`When in doubt, join Fediverse`,
`It is the unexplored that attracts us. Join Fediverse and become its daring explorer`,
`Fediverse is the bridge between you and the rest of the world`,
`By joining Fediverse you change the rules of the game`,
`Fediverse teaches to always be a little defiant, to question and to doubt`
]
}